WHY ARE COOKS DANGEROUS?

And when is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift. And why is it dangerous to take a nap near trains? Because they run over sleepers.

Friday 17 December and the Centre was once again the setting for rib tickling Christmas cracker hilarity and scrumptious festive fare cooked by Jane Gresham, Ellen Fleming and a cast of volunteers. Our thanks to everyone who came and all who helped.

And by the way, why are fish so good with weights? Because they have their own scales.